okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead
I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that
i’m sorry how many apocalypses have you experienced???
No you’re not. That gif has never served a better purpose.
no but imagine Steve Rogers on Colbert Report and The Daily Show
Tony Stark being a regular guest star on every talk show ever and most of them hating him but he’s great for the ratings so
Jane appearing on Nova as a guest star and hitting it off with Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Clint being the absolutely most awkward person ever on Saturday Night Live
Thor and the Warriors Three appearing on Mythbusters because there are so many alien myths to be tested!
JARVIS running ghost twitters for all of the Avengers, because it’s good publicity but none of them are allowed to tweet unsupervised except Natasha and she usually can’t be bothered
Natasha being a troll and constantly wearing wigs and changing accents when she gives interviews and also feeding false information to any reporter she doesn’t like
Spider Man having a super popular vine account that’s usually him chasing pigeons and spraying Tony Stark with webs
Pepper having to go on talk shows and news shows every time the Avengers do something ridiculous and explosive to do damage control and she’s on first name terms with all the stylists and camera crews because she knows these things are very important.
Bruce basically being a recluse from social media and the media in general before he and his cousin Jen start a Youtube Channel that alternates between pranking Tony and blaming it on Clint and explaining complicated law and science things
Betty Ross leading women in STEM rallies and also gets #HulkIsaHero trending on Twitter after her father tries to get Bruce arrested
Steve getting interviewed by the History Channel about everything and Natasha having to make him cheat sheets about what’s still classified and what’s available to the public now
Peggy Carter being the subject of multiple documentaries and giving interviews from her hospital bed
Thor going on a tour of America with Jane, Darcy, Sif and the Warriors Three, and making a web series titled American Gods and it’s basically him rescuing kittens and eating copious amounts of food and Sif beating up everyone and Darcy and Jane trying to stop Thor from reading the Neil Gaiman book at all costs
THE AVENGERS AND SOCIAL MEDIA!
So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and being all, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME UNCLE HARRY WAS FAMOUS?” Imagine Dudley reading up on Harry and finding out about all the stuff he did and all the things that happened to him and struggling to grasp how his scrawny, speccy cousin saved the wizarding world. Imagine Dudley, white-faced with terror at his first big family get-together with Harry, Hermione and all the remaining Weasleys. Imagine Mrs Weasley being decidedly cool towards him until he eats fifth helpings of everything she cooks and telling her that she’s the best cook he’s ever met. Imagine Dudley meeting Fleur. Imagine the others embarrassing Harry by telling Dudley stories about him. Imagine Dudley and Harry going down the pub together for beers. Imagine Harry still calling him Big D. Imagine Dudley cheerfully never dieting ever again and being fat and happy forever THE END.
This makes me absurdly happy
did they just made me happy about DUDLEY
"…and all the remaining Weasleys."